Yes, THAT Berlin…featuring the foxy Miss Terri Nunn….
 
FRIDAY JULY 3RD @ DANTES
KLEVELAND 9:30
BERLIN 11:00
 
Whoa!  The first Berlin song I heard was “Sex..I’m a….”  when I was a kid,  and I thought it was the dirtiest thing I had ever heard….although I never saw a Berlin show until a few years ago at Dantes.  I was concerned their show would be a cheesy 80’s revue, but I was so very wrong…. Miss Nunn killed it, and the band totally rocked. …so we are all very excited to be apart of this show !!!  Not only do we get to rock it with Berlin,  but we have some VERY EXCITING NEWS TO ANNOUNCE AT THE SHOW!!!! 
And if you don’t have tickets, this will sell out, so follow this link:
http://ev12.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventInfo?ticketCode=GS%3aTWS%3aPDAN09:PDAN0703%3a&linkID=twspok
xoxo
KLEVELAND
Stephanie, Allen, Kevin H & Kevin R
 

 
 
Come celebrate our first 7” Vinyl release with a rocking show with our good friends The Alterboys & Neutralboy…
 
FRIDAY MAY 29TH @ The Tiger Bar
(503) 467-4111 317 NW Broadway 
Portland, OR 97209
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Hell ya!  Come join us as we celebrate our first bouncing baby vinyl release…..This Friday we are taking over the Tiger Bar, and are going to rock it OUT with not one, not two, but three rare as a unicorn and  hot rockn as the sun bands…..  everyone of these bands are great loud sweaty fun, and the Tiger Bar when it gets going is such a house party vibe.    You do not want to miss this debouched show!  Come n grab our 7”!!!
Xoxo
Kleveland
Stephanie, Allen, Kevin H, Kevin R
 
 

ok-- so a few months ago, I get this comment on our 'You're Not Sorry' video: 
“This is the most disgusting video EVERRR! Who would ever make this shit??????” 

While I don’t celebrate when I get these kind of negative comments, it’s always gratifying to spark a strong reaction. Considering the subject matter of the video ( vampires, dismemberment, et all) I was kinda surprised it didn't happen sooner. 
Out of curiosity I looked at the person's profile, and it was plastered with tween sensations, like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift. Not exactly what I was expecting. Thought maybe it would be more like a group from the Concerned Citizens For A Vampire Free America 
(CCFVFA). But it was just a teenybopper. 

Didn't think much about it, till very soon after, I got another comment from someone else, 
"I thought this was Taylor Swift. This shit sucks." 
and then another, then another........ 
what the hell was going on? Why was my comment page under attack by the Taylor Swift underage army??? 
A half second google search later revealed: (which apparently everyone knew but me): Miss Swift had a song called "You're Not Sorry" on her new album. Hordes of sweet, innocent (and potty mouthed I might add) children were mistakenly watching my video, while attempting to watch hers on YouTube. 

I went in search of this song, and much to my dismay, it sounds nothing like my song! No trillion dollar lawsuit for me. Rats. 
Her song is a rather standard issue sad ballad-y thing—and she is this sparkly perfect blonde thing singing her underage heart out— 
As I was watching her video, I just couldn’t help but be delighted to think of the kids mistakenly watching my blood thirsty vampires chomping on a severed arm. Is that wrong? He he. 

So no hard feelings Miss Swift— one of the nice things about getting older is not caring as much what people think, and just getting to be your own vampire loving self, no matter what……. 

Besides, my Kleveland Army rules all over your Army anyday. No contest. 

Just saying : ) 

Can’t wait to see all you guys on the 29th for our 7" vinyl release party with The Alterboys & Neutralboy.....
Xoxo 
KMB
 
haven't seen our video yet?  check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1eSo23vMg
 
wanna see Taylor Swift's?  You gonna have to find it yourself. :)
 

greetings from across the pond ya'll,,,, we have landed safely in Amsterdam...picked up from the airport by our kick ass European booking guy, Jordy...he was even holding a sign 'Kleveland'....although I think we were pretty east to spot-- not a whole lot of dirtbags carrying guitar cases came off our flight...threw our stuff in what is to be our touring van for the next few weeks, the Animal records purple and black van-- with fury zebra fabric interiors-- yea! Tonight we kickoff the tour with a live radio show on Enschede FM, (radio performance)
http://www.tvenschedefm.nl/
http://www.enschedefm.nl/html/internet.html

hot diggity!
xo
Kleveland
stephanie, Allen, Kevin H, Kevin R

Dreams really do come true.........
No, I haven't made out with Henry Rollins, or headlined my own stadium tour yet, BUT, check this out:

KLEVELAND IS GOING TO EUROPE!! 
And not in a Griswald – European – Vacation way, we are going on our first European tour!! Holy crap! It has always been my dream to be able to tour in Europe, so I am so excited this is happening….Our friends at Animal records in the Netherlands like the way we do rock, and have invited us over in Feb of '09 for a 2 week tour of the Netherlands, Belgium, and more countries to be added……. You can follow our schedule as it fills up on the myspace, or website!!!
HELL YA!!! Hey you guys over the pond, we are coming to you!!!!!!!!!!
Xoxoxo
KLEVELAND
Stephanie, Allen, Kevin H. & Kevin R.